Saturday, March 28, 2026
Review; Hellraiser Inferno (2000)
Friday, March 27, 2026
Review: The Progity (2019)
Review; The Progity (2019)
By William Pattison
This time I’m reviewing a killer kid movie about an
extremely creepy boy who has the reincarnated
soul of a serial killer…and it stars that
creepy kid from Bold and the Beautiful…Oh Joy!!!
More and more, John and Sarah's only child, Miles, is
showing signs of genius-level intellect, and an emotional detachment. Alienated
and incapable of socialising with kids his age, Sarah brings a
now-eight-year-old Miles to the reincarnation expert, Dr Arthur Jacobson, who
has a bizarre theory about the origin of the exceptional boy's problems.
However, is there a logical explanation for Mile's violent attitude and his
increasingly hostile behaviour? Under those dire circumstances, if the doctor
is right, can Sarah and John help their son before it's too late?
The kid that plays Miles in this film royally creeps me out. He has since I first saw
him as the son of the man bun wearing
lead designer for Hope for the Future in the soap opera The Bold and the
Beautiful. Seriously, this kid makes Gage in Pet Sematary look like a Care Bear.
This kid has dolls eyes, they stare into your soul…Mommy!!! This kid make
Makully Culkin in The Bad Seed look cute.
He makes Damian in The Omen look nice. I mean DAMN!!! This kid is nasty. Wait
until you see what he does to the family dog.
This is a creepy, scary, film that makes you wish for a
visit from black eyed kids, because that would be more pleasant.
But if you like brutal, disturbing, horror that will give you nightmares and make you look at your paperboy with suspicion, then this is the film for you. This film is MOMMY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!..
Sunday, March 22, 2026
Review: 11 11 11 (2011)
Review: 11 11 11 (2011)
By William Pattison
This time I got a psychological horror movie by The Asylum…Ugh!!!
11-11-11 (2011)
After the death of his wife and child, an author travels to
Barcelona to see his estranged brother and dying father, where he learns that
his life is plagued by events that occur on 11/11/11.
Ok, if you are looking for a supernatural film that actually
makes sense this is not the film for you. The plot of this film makes no sense.
There is talk about the number eleven and how it is supposed to be the devil’s number. I thought 666 was his number? Well, not
in this mess. Things happen. Demons appear. People die.Nothing makes sense. But this film
was made by The Asylum, so I think we got a bit of an answer there.
My judgement on this film is don’t watch it unless you love
confusion and get off on having a headache.
Saturday, March 21, 2026
Review: Dread (2009)
Review: Dread (2009)
By William Pattison
Three college students , Stephen, Cheryl, and Quad, set out
to make a thesis video for one of them about the effect of facing your greatest
fear and the dread it causes, but Quade, Stephen's friend, takes the study too
far, manipulating and torturing the other two as well as some of their already
damaged classmates, to mask the dread that results from his own fears.,
This is an excellent adaptation of the source story from
Clive Barker’s Books of Blood anthology book series, but what can you expect
because Clive wrote the screenplay.
It takes the
brutality of the source material and puts it in the face of the audience with
no holds barred.
Shaun Evens does an excellent job as the sadomassacististic
Quade. Hanne Sheen is also good as the
unfortunate Cheryl who ends up being Quade’s prime victim.
This film is prime splatter punk gold and I highly recommend
it.
Friday, March 20, 2026
Review: Dreamscape (1985)
Review: Dreamscape (1985)
By William Pattison
This time I got an 80s Sci Fi thriller about psychic
assassins that kill through dreams…
Alex Gardner is a flawed man. But above all else, he
possesses a rare gift--a powerful psychic ability. After reuniting with his
former mentor, Alex joins a government-funded project aimed at helping troubled
patients pinpoint the root of their issues by projecting himself into their
subconscious. However, as Gardner catches the attention of a corrupt agent, a
sinister plan comes into play, threatening humankind's future. Now, in a
mysterious world beyond dreams and nightmares, Alex finds himself entangled in
a dangerous cat-and-mouse game filled with intrigue and murder. Will the
psychic detective survive the dreamscape?
This film is from an unfortunately short period in the 80s
when Hollywood used the urban legend of the time about the government And it’s
enemies using the human psyche as a weapon. During this period beside the film
we are discussing there is the films Brainstorm and Scanners that are prime
examples of this period.
Denis Quade is excellent as Alex Grademer, the flawed
psychic who must become a better man in order to stop the murder of the
president by the psychic assassin Billey Ray.
Mex Von Scido plays the corrupt inventor of the technology
that could benefit society but instead is being used for murder.
The practical fx is a prime example of the outstanding
creativity and just visual brilliance of the time.
The story is exciting as well as being disturbing in the
message it conveys, a hallmark of great 80 science fiction.
So, if you want to see some great 80s Sci fi that makes you
think but is still a thrill to your senses this is the film for you…
Friday, March 13, 2026
Review:The Bride (1986)
Review: The Bride(1985)
By William Pattison
This time I’m reviewing the semi sequel to The Bride of
Frankenstein, but not the more recent feminist 2026 reimagining. Nope I’m
reviewing the original 1986 version…the good one…
After the creation of his creature, Dr. Frankenstein
researches and creates the perfect woman, Eva, to be the mate of the creature.
However, the anxiety of the creature creates havoc in the laboratory, which is
burnt down and explodes, killing Frankenstein's assistants, Dr. Zahlus and
Paulus. Dr. Frankenstein believes the creature also perished, but he has
escaped to the woods. He soon meets and make friends with the dwarf Rinaldo,
who gives him the name Viktor, and invites him to work in a circus in Budapest.
Meanwhile, Frankenstein and his housekeeper, Mrs. Baumann (Geraldine Page),
teach Eva how to behave and to be independent. One day, Frankenstein introduces
Eva to the high-society, telling her that she was an amnesic found in the woods
and has become his protégée. Frankenstein becomes obsessed with Eva, while she
and Viktor have a strange connection. What will happen to Eva?
As, I stated above I find this film the superior and
definitive sequel to James Whales Bride of Frankenstein.
Yes, in this version the actual creator of the bride, aka
Eva, is Doctor Frankenstein, rather than a feminist woman. But in this version Frankenstein
is actually trying to create essentially a feminist woman. He wants to create
an independent woman who would be his mental equal…Yes, this Doctor Frankenstein,
who is played by Sting, is an egotistical asshole. He wants his idea of the
perfect woman. Oh, but of course since he made her she is his property. Indeed
the monster in this film is Doctor Frankenstein himself and in fact all the
supposed “normal” people presented in this film.
Eva, who is played by Flash Dance’s Jeniffer Beales is night
and day from James Whales Bride and her 2026 reimagining. She is actually a
very beautiful,innocent, soft spoken, girl. In this production. She is really
nothing outstanding except that she is connected to the creature and at times
can feel his emotions. Outside of that she isn’t really that outstanding of a
character even though she is the titled character. But in fact that is what the
filmmaker intended. Still I prefer this bride to her 2026 counterpart.
The creature, who is named Victor (Yes, that is supposed to
be the doctor’s name, but for some reason he is named Charles in the film), played brillantly by Clancy Brown, is a very
kind and sensitive soul who often gets in trouble through ignorance or misperception of other people.
The trouble usually starts when *normal people mistreat or try to manipulate
him for their own agendas.
The Real key to Brown’s performance is he doesn’t play
Victor as the Frankenstein monster, he plays him as Victor, a real person with
feelings, wants, desires, loves and hates. It makes Victor more relatable to
the audience and a more three dimensional character, much like Mary Shelley’s original
character.
Along with Victor is his only friend Rinaldo the midget. Rinaldo
is the brains of the operation and decides to include his large, strong, friend
in his dream of joining the circus as a performer, which ends tragically for Rinaldo.
It is actually the friendship of Rinaldo and Victor that is
the heart of this film. It actually steals the show. It sidelines Eva’s
storyline for a large part of the film. It is sadly after the death of , in act
three, that the film truly becomes about Victor going to find Eva and dealing
with his heartless creator.
All Iin all the 1986 The Bride is an entertaining and well
made film that doesn’t lecture you or hit you over the head with an agenda or a
message. Just a good good horror film made during a time when the film industry
knew its job, to entertain people with good stories and good characters. That’s
what I look for in movies…
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Review:Wicked Season (2024)
eview: Wicked Season (2024)
By William Pattison
This times I got a slasher thriller with a scarecrow killer…fun
time…
Three detectives follow the trail of a copycat serial killer
to an abandoned insane asylum, only to find they've been lured there by
something far more sinister.
I should have known when I found out that this film was from
Uncorked that it was going to be a stinker.
This film started out interesting story about a scarecrow
masked killer and an Abandoned asylum but it quickly degenerated into a demonic
mess. Our near killer disappears and we are stuck with a bunch of demon
possessions and a confusing plot that has you scratching your head. I was not
happy at all with this film. It was a waste of my time and I say avoid like the
plague if you are smart…
Saturday, March 7, 2026
Revew: Transmutations, Aka I dnderworld (1985)
Review: Transmutations, aka Underworld (1985)
By William Pattison
This time I got Clive Narker’s first attempt as a screnwriter to release a feature film for distrobution…
Underworld (1985)
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When high class hooker Nicole is kidnapped from her brothel, Rich businessman Hugo Motherskille hires her ex love Roy Bain to find her. Investigating the disappearance, he eventually finds traces that lead to Dr. Savary, who has produced a strange white powder that's coveted by a race of deformed human beings who live in the underworld in the sewers below the city.
This film predates Barker’s novel about an underground community of freaks and monster and has been long considered a precursor to Barker’s novel Cabal that was the source for his film Nightbreed.
U fortunately Barker has for years disowned this film as well as RAwhead Rex because the production company made changes to both films that Barker didn’t approve of.
Personally I really love this film. I love the style and a just love feel and even the music.
The actress playing Nicole has a very unique and attractive look to me. So unique that I naturally did a portrait of her that I ended up selling for $1000 at a charity auction.
The quest for Roy Bain, the main character to find Nicole, who is the love of his life, who also has the strange power of allowing people to experience their deepest desires is the heart of the film though Nicole is barely given ten minutes of screen time. The rest is Roy Bain going from the world of the sex trade into a strange world of illegal experimentation, drugs, and human mutation.
This film also has a hard edged English Goth and Punk feel sprinkled into it. As well the music by the Welsh band Freur ebich really stuck with me, especially the end theme, Remember me.
All and all this film is a unique experíence that for me even with its flaws outshines even Nightbreed to me. I don’t know if you will get the same impression, but it is more than with your time if you are interested in Seeing Barker’s work pre-Hellraiser…
Review: The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
Review: The Midnight Meat Train
By William Pattison
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This time I got a film adaptation of a well known Clive Barker story…
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
The photographer Leon lives with his girlfriend and waitress
Maya waiting for a chance to get in the photo business. When Maya contacts
their friend Jurgis, he schedules a meeting for Leon with the successful owner
of arts gallery Susan Hoff; she analyzes Leon's work and asks him to improve
the quality of his photos. During the night, the upset Leon decides to wander
on the streets taking pictures with his camera, and he follows three punks down
to the subway station; when the gang attacks a young woman, Leon defends her
and the guys move on. On the next morning, Leon discovers that the woman is
missing. He goes to the police station, but Detective Lynn Hadley does not give
much attention to him and discredits his statement. Leon becomes obsessed to
find what happened with the stranger and he watches the subway station. When he
sees the elegant butcher Mahogany in the train, Leon believes he might be a
murderer and stalks him everywhere, in the beginning of his journey to the
darmess…
This film is pure splatterpunk gold. It is brutal, psychologival,
tense, and loaded with plot and characterisation. This is not a film beginning
horror fans, this is for the fans that like their horror bloody,extra gory, and
just plain violent. This is Barker’s work at it’s most nasty and this director captures it
perfectly.
If you are a Barker fan this is the adaptation for you.