Review: Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
By William Pattison
Oh my fucking GOD, people!!! You better damn appreciate my
sacrifice when it comes to this. I traumatized myself and eradicated my
childhood by forcing myself to watch Bambi: The Reconning. It wasn’t enough
that this group of complete bastard English filmmakers unusual for him to stay
at the motel connected to the dance club who would rent a motelhave taken our
childhood Disney cartoons and warped them in slasher and monster films. For
fuck’s sake Disney itself is already torturing us with their fucked up WOKE
bullshit “live action” remakes. Jesus fucking Christ…(Bile) Well, let’s start the torture…They got such sights to
show you…
After a mother and son are involved in a car accident, they
become the targets of a terrifying hunt. Traumatized by the loss of his own
mother, Bambi undergoes a horrifying transformation, becoming a mutated and
vengeful creature. Driven by grief and rage, he seeks revenge on the surviving
mother and son, leading to a deadly game of survival in the woods. This dark
and twisted retelling explores themes of grief, revenge, and the dangers of
nature.
I have to admit Bambi was the most entertaining, twisted,
and well made installment in this completely fucked up subgenre. The story is
actually a well written parable or rage, pain, and the evils that business men
do. The acting is the best I’ve seen so
far in one of these blockbuster (NOT) films. The CGI demonic deer in this film
is the best part of it next to Thumper and the other CGI bunnies. This kills
are brutal and well executed. I actually both laughed and cringed in a couple
of places.
If you choose to watch this film I highly recommend you watch
the four part remake of Bambi VS Godzilla shorts to set yourself up for this
film. Bambi is a nasty customer and he can put Rambo to shame if you cross him.
Just saying.
I can’t believe
I’m saying this, but I highly recommend
this fucked up film, just not for the little ones. Let them have their
childhood because these greedy fucks try to destroy it with a happy smirk on
their faces. Bastards!!!!
